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Trump announces final Kennedy Centre show will be to host AVN Awards

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Humble Premier buys private jet second-hand

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QUEEN’S PARK – Salt-of-the-earth Ontarian Premier Doug Ford acknowledged that the province had made the ultimate sacrifice of getting him a used private jet...
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Liberal tent now encompasses any political beliefs anyone has ever, or will ever, have

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“If you have ever thought anything about anything, you have a place in the Liberal Party.” Luke and the...

Local man sent for psych evaluation after saying he enjoys sports without gambling

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WINNIPEG – Local crisis workers have sent 32-year-old Ronald Alexander to Victoria General Hospital for psychological tests following disturbing...

American soldiers equipped with silencers to avoid waking sleeping stock market

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WASHINGTON, DC – As rising tensions in the Persian Gulf bring renewed fears of rising oil prices, US Secretary...

JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

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WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD...

Steal Something from Work Day 2026 : Why Nurses Steal to Save Lives

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Pope Leo says “L + ratio” to Trump on X is what Jesus would have done

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Vatican City – During his online arguments with US president Trump, Pope Leo XIV was able to ratio the...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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