NEW YORK- The complete eradication of sentient life on our planet spurned the end of history, the death of time, and a permanent all-consuming blackness, as markets reacted negatively, shedding eleven points to close down .02% on the day. “To some degree, the losses associated with the end times were priced-in by investors,” claimed BMO […]
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