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ICE Melts in the Spring : Ten Principles for the Movement against Immigration Policing

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What shared principles could serve as the foundation for...

BREAKING: This nepo baby sure hates it when you call them a nepo baby

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Los Angeles, CA – Recent interviews with famous people who have benefitted from their familiar relations have gone sour...

Rogers buys naming rights to Bell Canada

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TORONTO – In the latest in a string of branding acquisitions, telecom giant Rogers has secured all naming rights...

Canada uses new sovereign wealth fund to buy Saudi Arabian soccer team

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OTTAWA — Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced that the first use of Canada’s new sovereign wealth fund will...

“I’m tired of these goddamn tourists” says man whose financial existence depends on them

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LUNENBURG, NS – Local resident and business owner Tyson MacNeil expressed his deep disdain for tourists this past Sunday,...

Andrew Tate says “chances of him visiting Canada are zero” after learning nation frowns on indicted sex offenders

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BUCHAREST, ROMANIA – Notorious manosphere influencer and indicted sex trafficker Andrew Tate announced on his podcast that he will...

What We Want for May Day

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What do we want for May Day? In short,...

Oilers fans furious that play they admit was a goal was called a goal

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EDMONTON – In the wake of the Oilers loss last night, which has put them on the wrong side...

Premier Ford breaks ground on new FanDuel Toronto Primary School

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TORONTO, ON – Ontario Premier Doug Ford was on hand as he and other school administrators broke ground on...

Unstoppable technology of the future still begging people to use it

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Silicon Valley, CA – Generative AI, the technology every company with a vested interest in saying so agrees will...

Alberta announces move to 1950s time

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EDMONTON — After weeks of speculation, Alberta’s United Conservative government has announced that the province will be moving to...

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00

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TORONTO – In a special offer The Beaverton has graciously offered to let Doug Ford escape from his embarrassing ‘I...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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