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Ben Mulroney warns his audience about a rise in car theft by playing a clip from Grand Theft Auto

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“We have amazing footage in from a town called San Andreas.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood...

“History Is Repeating Itself” : A Lebanese Perspective on the War on Palestine, Lebanon, and Iran

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The war that the United States and Israel are...

Every candidate in NDP leadership race comes in third

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Winnipeg, MB – The results are in: All five candidates running to be the next leader of the NDP...

New Oscar category for “Best Cast” won by Bobby, who tried to climb the tube slide

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Lunenburg, NS- In advance of the 2026 Oscars, the first-ever Academy Award for Best Cast has been won by...

Americans demand to know who they have to bomb to lower gas prices

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HOUSTON, TX – American consumers shocked by sharply rising gas prices demonstrated their keen understanding of global geopolitics by...

Build It and They Will Come : A Report on the Melt the ICE Minnesota Week of Action

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From February 25 to March 1, aspiring revolutionaries in...

Justin Trudeau offers tips on political dynasties to Iran’s newly-chosen supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei

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TEHRAN – Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Iran’s recently-assassinated Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been chosen as the country’s new...

Scientists pinpoint exact age when doing your best no longer good enough

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CALGARY, AB ― After decades of analyzing report card data, Little League statistics, university drop out rates, and recordings...

Critics slam measles reboot as another nostalgia-fuelled cash grab

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CALGARY – The recent resurgence of measles across North America has drawn widespread criticism, with observers condemning the outbreak...

NS budget shortfalls force Tim Houston to eliminate ocean

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HALIFAX – After months of slashing provincial revenue, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has announced that he has been...

Melt the ICE: The Fight Continues : Twin Cities Protesters Blockade ICE Inside the Federal Building

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On March 1, 2026, at the conclusion of a...

Carney says he supports US invading Iran, Cuba, and possibly Canada “with some regret”

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“It’s a good thing that Trump is the most peaceful president in history who ends all wars, right?” This...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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