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Kerry-Lynne Findlay resigns to spend more time expelling family members

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VICTORIA – B.C. Conservative Party leader Kerry-Lynne Findlay has resigned in order to spend more time kicking members of...

Trump vows to punish Canada for EU alliance as soon as he finishes losing Iran war

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WASHINGTON D.C. – President Donald J. Trump has pledged to extract terrible, systematic revenge on all of Canada for...

Trump reduces White House Press Corps to Stephen Miller in a moustache, various podcasters

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WASHINGTON D.C. – After banning press outlets including CNN, MS Now, and Politico, President Donald Trump has removed numerous...

Carney government promises upcoming “Operation Strike Destroyer” legislation won’t discourage future strikes

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OTTAWA — After multiple labour sources warned that the Federal government would likely be issuing binding mediation legislation as...

Trump says Canada having more friends is bullying

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – United States President Donald Trump has blasted Canada’s recent proposed alliance up to the European Union,...

Ed Sheeran welcomes new opening act: Beatboxing Netanyahu

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LONDON — At a press conference today, singer Ed Sheeran announced that, despite all of his previously scheduled opening...
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EU asks Canada to join in hopes they take some stuff Britain left at their office

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BRUSSELS – A recent statement by the European Union has clarified that the bloc’s main interest in Canada becoming...

The White Whale: A Tale of Toil and Freedom

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A punk band traveling the world in a free...

Habs fans forced to replace burning effigy of Chris Kreider with regular effigy

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Montreal, QC – In a surprising show of good faith, Montreal Canadiens fans removed their long-standing burning effigy of...

Canada Investment Summit attendees enter raffle to win PEI

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TORONTO – Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Canada Investment Summit, in which executives and global asset managers have gathered to...

A New Issue of Inside Front : For Anarcho-Punks and Hardcore Anarchists

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Over three decades ago, some of the first people...

Tech oligarchs agree calling AI “too dangerous” way cooler than just admitting it doesn’t work

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SILICON VALLEY – The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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