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Republicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedure

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WASHINGTON D.C. – GOP lawmakers are chastizing their Democratic colleagues, as well as members of the media, for inquiring about the 6 week disappearance...

Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats

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OAKVILLE, ON — Seven-year-old Ryan Driftwood has been making the most of his newfound love of riding his bicycle by “making bank” as a...
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Trump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate change

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WASHINGTON D.C. – President Donald Trump has threatened to tariff Canadian goods as a means of forcing Canadians to...

Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation

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Brandon, MB – Local meteorologists confirmed today what residents already felt in their hearts: the light rain forecast for...

Cancelling of Billy Bishop expansion leaves Ford wondering if this is a bad time to tell Ontario he bought another private jet

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QUEEN’S PARK – The Federal Government has announced it will not support a proposed expansion of Billy Bishop Airport,...

British Columbia to address cost of housing by legalizing polygamy

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VICTORIA, B.C. – Minister for Housing and Municipal Affairs Christine Boyle has announced that the provincial government will legalize...

Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece

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Sharbot Lake, ON – The excitement of an overseas vacation has turned to anxiety for a local man over...

Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit

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CANADA – Canadians across the country have collectively unleashed a sigh of agonized frustration while simultaneously stating “Again with...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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