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No Kings, No Masters: Building the Resistance : A Call to Mobilize at the March 28 No Kings Rallies

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On March 28, millions of people around the country will participate in the third...

The “so much for global warming” guy at work is having a hell of a month

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HAMILTON, ON — Brad Hadley, 39, better known as the “so much for global warming” guy at his workplace, is having his best winter...
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Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”

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WASHINGTON D.C. – With the Strait of Hormuz shut down by Iranian forces following the U.S.-Israel-led invasion, President Donald...

Tim Hortons issues recall after bagels made without burnt edges

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CANADA – Tim Hortons issued a recall today for dozens of their toasted bagels that were sold without their...

AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses

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PALO ALTO, CA – With Silicon Valley boasting that artificial intelligence could replace millions of jobs around the world,...

Doug Ford launches transparent effort to end transparency

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QUEEN’S PARK – Pitching itself as “one of the most transparent governments in the history of Ontario,” the Ford...

Carney eyes Bloc MP to complete his collection

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OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney was spotted in the halls of Parliament checking out passing Bloc Quebecois MP...

Live Nation restricts ticket buying and selling exclusively to bots

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NEW YORK – Following Live Nation’s settlement in an antitrust case over unfair ticket prices, the multinational entertainment company...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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