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Huge dock spider already looking forward to scurrying over your hand this summer

MUSKOKA, ON – A full-grown dock spider is counting the days until it gets to scurry across your unsuspecting hand, later this summer. Zoology experts report that you will likely emit a piercing shriek and flail about like an idiot, likely spilling whatever beverage you are drinking at the time. “The only thing I love […]

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