DOLLYWOOD – Following the passing of beloved country music icon and humanitarian Dolly Parton, millions of tattooed urban progressive cyclists have joined in profound mourning alongside open carry uncles who post conspiracy memes on Facebook. Parton, born in 1946 in Pittman Center, Tennessee, was a legendary singer-songwriter who sold more than 160 million albums worldwide, […]
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