🧨 Legal Disclaimer: Read It and Weep
Welcome to BatShitCrazy.com. This is a website. It contains words, opinions, images, links, metaphors, similes, sarcasm, and occasionally facts. You are free to read it. You are not free to sue us for having read it.
1. Satire, Parody, Media, and Freedom of Expression
This site is an ongoing experiment in free speech, dark humor, social critique, and multimedia chaos. We may include videos, images, memes, remixed audio, dramatic readings, or found footage to comment on, parody, or critique public figures, news events, and internet absurdity. This content is protected under the First Amendment, the Fair Use Doctrine, and the time-honored tradition of giving zero fucks.
If something offends you, congratulations. You’re paying attention.
2. Not Legal Advice (Even When It Sounds Like It)
Nothing on this site should be construed as legal advice, medical advice, spiritual advice, or a cry for help. If you think it might be one of those things, you should go outside and touch grass.
3. Fiction Is Everywhere. Including Here.
Some people, places, and events on this site are fictional. Others are real, but heavily exaggerated. Others are real but wish they weren’t. If you can’t tell the difference, that’s kind of the point.
4. Copyright & Intellectual Property
Original content on this site is copyrighted by BatShitCrazy.com, except where otherwise noted. Excerpts and images used under Fair Use are credited when known. If we’ve used your copyrighted material and you want it removed, write to us at:
📬 legal@batshitcrazy.com
(Disclaimer: No one checks this. But it feels good to send something, doesn’t it?)
5. Affiliate Links & Grifter-Free Zones
If we ever post affiliate links, we’ll let you know. If we’re paid to say something, we’ll say so. No fake reviews. No crypto pump-and-dumps. No grifts. Just old-fashioned chaos.
6. Liability (Or Lack Thereof)
You read this site at your own risk. We are not liable for emotional damage, existential crises, or keyboard-smashing rage. If your worldview collapses after reading a post, take it up with your therapist, not us.
7. Contact
For complaints, cease-and-desist letters, or fan mail, contact:
📬 legal@batshitcrazy.com
Or send a carrier pigeon. We’ll know what to do.
