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Build It and They Will Come : A Report on the Melt the ICE Minnesota Week of Action

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From February 25 to March 1, aspiring revolutionaries in...

Justin Trudeau offers tips on political dynasties to Iran’s newly-chosen supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei

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TEHRAN – Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Iran’s recently-assassinated Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been chosen as the country’s new...

Scientists pinpoint exact age when doing your best no longer good enough

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CALGARY, AB ― After decades of analyzing report card data, Little League statistics, university drop out rates, and recordings...

Critics slam measles reboot as another nostalgia-fuelled cash grab

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CALGARY – The recent resurgence of measles across North America has drawn widespread criticism, with observers condemning the outbreak...

NS budget shortfalls force Tim Houston to eliminate ocean

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HALIFAX – After months of slashing provincial revenue, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has announced that he has been...

Melt the ICE: The Fight Continues : Twin Cities Protesters Blockade ICE Inside the Federal Building

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Carney says he supports US invading Iran, Cuba, and possibly Canada “with some regret”

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“It’s a good thing that Trump is the most peaceful president in history who ends all wars, right?” This...

Help! The cast of Mr. D won’t stop reuniting

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Halifax, NS – The stars of beloved Canadian sitcom Mr. D reunited for some adorable pictures over the weekend,...

Trump assures Congress that Netanyahu has a plan for Iran invasion

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Faced with criticism that he has no strategy or timeline for his sudden invasion of Iran,...

Ben Mulroney accidentally shares video with fake footage of him being a respected media figure

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TORONTO – Ben Mulroney, temporary host of Global News’ political affairs program The West Block and self-proclaimed “Not A...

Max Scherzer re-signs with Blues Jays for chance to win, get even with guy who cut him off on DVP

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DUNEDIN, FL – In an effort to address unresolved trauma from the 2025 season, veteran pitcher ‘Mad’ Max Scherzer...

Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to run red light

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Calgary, Alberta – Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has once again invoked the notwithstanding clause, something meant for only the...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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