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A New Issue of Inside Front : For Anarcho-Punks and Hardcore Anarchists

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Over three decades ago, some of the first people...

Tech oligarchs agree calling AI “too dangerous” way cooler than just admitting it doesn’t work

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SILICON VALLEY – The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence...

Desperate Poilievre announces “Fuck A Fan” contest

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OTTAWA – With his Conservative Party trailing the governing Liberals by double digits in recent opinion polling, a desperate...

Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence

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ARLINGTON COUNTY, VA – Awakening briefly, President Trump addressed Americans assembled to pay their respects to the victims of...

Trump reminisces about how he single-handedly prevented 9/11 from ever happening

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump waxed nostalgic about how he single-handedly prevented the September 11 terrorist attacks...

“Spider-Man Did Nothing Wrong” : Holding Fascism at Bay in the Streets under Trump 2.0

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Repression and Resistance in Russia : An Overview

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Across three decades, Russia has been at the forefront...

Local woman betrays family history by eating at different chain restaurant

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Moncton, NB – A local family says they are looking for answers after their mother openly chose to eat...

Counter-Tariffs take effect as Canadians brace for life without American truck nutz

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OTTAWA – With anti-American counter-tariffs taking effect as of September 8th, Canadians will be forced to make due without...

Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses

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OTTAWA – Last weekend, Canada’s Ministry of National Defence confirmed their main strategy to fend off a potential invasion...

Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met

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MISSISSAUGA, ON – Earlier this week Canadians noticed that Hilroy had excluded Newfoundland and Cape Breton from the map...

Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has posted disparaging comments about female Canadian Air Force cadets, all...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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