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Decades of loyalty points collecting finally yields $5 discount

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OTTAWA – History was made last Saturday when a customer’s quarter-century of dutiful loyalty card usage finally generated a...

Robert K. Irving dies, to be buried in the Great Moncton Pyramid

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MONCTON, NB – Following the passing of Robert K. Irving, the Irving family has announced that he shall be...

From Charlottesville to San Diego : While Trump Brands Anti-Fascism “Terrorism,” Fascists Murder People in the Streets

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On May 18, 2026, against a backdrop of rising...

Canadians wonder how close to Mother’s Day you can ask Mom for money

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OTTAWA — With spring comes Mother’s Day, and with Mother’s Day comes planning. Where to take her for brunch?...

REPORT: Poilievre’s only hope is that floor-crossing MPs will destroy Liberal Party from within

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OTTAWA – Recent data from Parliament Hill suggests that Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre’s only chance of becoming Prime Minister...

Danielle Smith announces referendum to determine her position on Albertan Independence Referendum

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“Also there will be an introductory referendum to determine what the question on my position referendum will be.” Luke...
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Protecting Our Neighbors from ICE : A Do-It-Yourself Community Defense Skills Workshop Guide

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Adapted from de-arrest tactics popularized by participants in protests...

Local nerd disappointed he didn’t get the long form census

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TATAMAGOUCHE, NS – An event five years in anticipation turned to bitter disappointment this week, as a local census...

Armageddon 2: Asteroid saves Earth from U.S. in Michael Bay sequel

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LOS ANGELES –  Twenty-eight years after Bruce Willis and a ragtag crew of oil drillers saved humanity from cosmic...

Julie K. Brown wins Pulitzer prize for report on Epstein’s [REDACTED]

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Miami, – Julie K. Brown of the Miami Herald has been awarded a Pulitzer Prize for her impactful...

Five places you may think you are safe from Canada Geese, but aren’t

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With Spring fully in motion, we felt it prudent to keep Canadians informed of the ever present threat poised...

Vancouver Scientology speedrunning event attacked by sprinting Tom Cruise

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VANCOUVER – Explosions rocked Vancouver’s downtown core Saturday afternoon as dozens of TikTokers forced their way into the Church...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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