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Tim Hortons to reduce Temporary Foreign Worker hiring once they figure out how to treat Canadians like serfs

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TORONTO – Facing backlash for alleged abuse of the TFW program during record unemployment, coffee chain Tim Hortons has...

Man claims Canadian first amendment rights infringed when people refuse to listen to his opinion

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REGINA – Aspiring social media political influencer Brandon Andreychuk is claiming censorship after his talk at the University of...

President misses own son’s wedding due to high-level not wanting to go

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WASHINGTON D.C. – The President of the United States will be forced to miss the second wedding of his...

AI tech mogul confused why expendable human capital booing him during commencement address

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COLUMBUS, OH – Jack Smarnoff, CEO of tech firm Confinity AI, is reportedly confused as to why the graduating...

Soon-to-be grounded Snowbirds promise to make 2026 season their best, most traumatizing for dogs yet

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“They’re going to be shaking the whole time we’re gone!” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and...

Kars4Kids scandal shockingly not an Epstein thing

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Kars4Kids ads are being pulled from the CBC for reasons that are being described as...
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Danielle Smith announces Fall referendum on concept of referendums

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EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has announced a Fall referendum on the general notion of referendums, including what...

Canada ends agonizing three-year Walter Cup drought

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MONTREAL — The Montreal Victoire have won the PWHL’s Walter Cup, ending an excruciating three-year period where the championship...

Five tips to avoid prematurely releasing your referendum announcement

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You aren’t alone. It happens to every majority government. One minute, you’re engaged in a lively debate at a...

FUCK ICE: Struggles against Trump’s Immigration Policy : A Spanish-Language Book Assembling Our Coverage of Resistance to ICE

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Our comrades at Kaos Editorial have published a Spanish-language...

New parents celebrate beginning of 18-year, $300,000 failed investment

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Elora, ON ― First-time parents Felicity and Ivan Jennings welcomed an enormous waste of time, money, and effort into...

Decades of loyalty points collecting finally yields $5 discount

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OTTAWA – History was made last Saturday when a customer’s quarter-century of dutiful loyalty card usage finally generated a...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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