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Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

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With wildfire smoke drifting down from Canada into Michigan, New York and other states, numerous Americans have once again...

U.S. Treasury unveils its Loony coin design

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The US Treasury Department has unveiled its own unique one dollar coin, officially nicknamed the “Loony.”...

Doug Ford vows to fight wildfires by building as many new spas as necessary

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QUEEN’S PARK – As thick smoke blankets Ontario skies, Premier Doug Ford has declared that he will divert public...

Protecting Your Neighbors by Following ICE Vehicles : A Guide from the Bay Area

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Over the course of the second Trump administration, people...

Nova Scotians respond to European-style austerity with European-style protest

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WOLFVILLE, NS – Police were summoned to Acadia University on Wednesday afternoon, after demonstrators voicing displeasure with Nova Scotia...

Toronto air quality plummets to 1990s bingo hall levels

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TORONTO — Environment Canada has warned that wildfire smoke drifting from Northwestern Ontario has reduced Toronto’s air quality to...

“I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete Hoekstra

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OTTAWA – Tensions between Canada and the United States flared this week when US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra was captured...

Trump National Park to feature hundreds of anti-woke plants and animals

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump is receiving praise from his supporters after announcing last week that the...

Carney insists he won negotiations to finally open TrumpCoin International Bridge

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OTTAWA – Mark Carney is declaring victory after he was able to work out a deal to finally open...

Canadian home prices drop to 2018 levels of unaffordability

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OTTAWA – Due to turbulent international markets, as well as a condo market in free fall, real estate prices...

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Under the terms of the contract signed ten years ago, President Trump ordered his longtime ally...

Cackling publisher translates all of book except title

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A SECRET SUBTERRANEAN LAIR IN AN UNSPECIFIED PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE OFFICE ― Stifling maniacal shouts of dastardly glee and...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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