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Trump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate change

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WASHINGTON D.C. – President Donald Trump has threatened to tariff Canadian goods as a means of forcing Canadians to...

Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation

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Brandon, MB – Local meteorologists confirmed today what residents already felt in their hearts: the light rain forecast for...

Cancelling of Billy Bishop expansion leaves Ford wondering if this is a bad time to tell Ontario he bought another private jet

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QUEEN’S PARK – The Federal Government has announced it will not support a proposed expansion of Billy Bishop Airport,...

British Columbia to address cost of housing by legalizing polygamy

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VICTORIA, B.C. – Minister for Housing and Municipal Affairs Christine Boyle has announced that the provincial government will legalize...

Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece

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Sharbot Lake, ON – The excitement of an overseas vacation has turned to anxiety for a local man over...

Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit

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CANADA – Canadians across the country have collectively unleashed a sigh of agonized frustration while simultaneously stating “Again with...

Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail

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MIAMI – Controversial online men’s influencer Andrew Tate, as well as his brother Tristan, is gradually realizing that the...

Trump Admin demands to know why Ottawa not paying for American smoke crossing into Canada

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WASHINGTON D.C. – As President Trump threatens to tariffs due to smoke from Canadian wildfires, he is also lambasting...

A Letter to Carlo Giuliani : On the 25-Year Anniversary of the Battle of Genoa

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On July 20, 2001, at the peak of the...

Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his ass

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WASHINGTON D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump is furious at Canadian wildfires blowing smoke everywhere but up his ass....

Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

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With wildfire smoke drifting down from Canada into Michigan, New York and other states, numerous Americans have once again...

U.S. Treasury unveils its Loony coin design

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The US Treasury Department has unveiled its own unique one dollar coin, officially nicknamed the “Loony.”...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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