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Trump demands all Americans chip in $20 to send to Russia

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CLARKSVILLE, TN – During a midterm campaign rally, U.S. President Donald Trump thrilled his supporters by ordering them, as...

Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario’s vulnerable crony industry

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QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford has promised that despite the ongoing economic uncertainty in the province, which...

Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety...

Charming 1980s playground has body count higher than Dahmer

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EDMONTON — Local historians say a quaint suburban playground from the early 1980s is responsible for more deaths than...

Furious Trump rails against Canadian Anne Carson winning Nobel Prize in Literature

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Following the announcement of Canadian poet Anne Carson as this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature recipient,...

Desperate Brad Bradford adds another Brad to his name

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TORONTO – Election day in Toronto is fast approaching, and polls continue to show Mayor Olivia Chow with a...

Polymarket offering bets on next produce that gives everyone diarrhea

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NEW YORK – With a recall issued for Taylor Farms lettuce in the wake of a cyclospora outbreak, several...

Parti Québécois finally finds minority it likes

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QUEBEC CITY – Quebec Premier-designate Paul St-Pierre Plamondon says he’ll be updating his list of problem minorities after networks...

French Youth Take the Streets against a Bleak Future : A Report

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This past week, thousands of teenagers have taken the...

Trump admin demands Canada not meddle in midterms so they can meddle in separatist referendums

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WASHINGTON D.C. – Trump Administration trade advisor Peter Navarro is accusing Canada of interfering in the upcoming U.S. midterm...

Poilievre team divided over when to drop Mark Carney diss track

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OTTAWA — Pierre Poilievre’s inner circle is at loggerheads over when to release his diss track targeting Prime Minister...

Trump administration eagerly looking for third trade route to completely fuck up

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Panama Canal, NY – The Trump administration has begun a international search for another large trade route to completely...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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