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Doug Ford bets 10 grand he can stop surge in gambling addiction

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QUEEN’S PARK – To deal with the sharp increase in gambling addiction sweeping the province, Ontario Premier Doug Ford...

Editorial: Toronto is falling apart, so let me finish it off – by Brad Bradford

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Toronto is falling apart. All around us are violent criminals, people struggling with addiction who are also probably violent,...

Majority of Albertans vote to be Canadian, racist

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EDMONTON – With the results of all ten questions on the Alberta referendum in, a majority of Albertans have...

Games Industry Leaders remember Canadian developers just in time to crush them entirely

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EDMONTON – In a stroke of luck, key movers and shakers in the video games industry recalled the existence...

Report: Elon Musk sabotaged Ukrainian Starlink by switching them to Rogers

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KYIV, UKRAINE – A bombshell report by the Wall Street journal reveals that SpaceX and Starlink CEO Elon Musk...

Alberta separatists propose making referendum vote best-of-seven series

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CALGARY – Rather than accepting defeat and disappearing forever, as most Albertans had hoped, separatist leaders are calling to...

Introducing the NSPM-7 Defendants Union

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Earlier this month, The Guardian announced the existence of...

Brad Bradford vows to put a cop in your living room if elected Mayor

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Toronto, ON – In a bold campaign move, Toronto mayoral hopeful Brad Bradford has vowed to put a police...

The Student Revolt in France Spreads : Moving Forward with Rage and Solidarity

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October 17 marked one of the fiercest days of...

Brad Bradford reinvigorates campaign with desperate “Landlords need more” slogan

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Toronto, ON – Alliterative city councillor Brad Bradford ‘the rad landlord’ has relaunched his campy campaign for major mayor...

U.S. government accuses Canada of meddling in Alberta referendum

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WASHINGTON, D. C. – Secretary of State Marco Rubio is reportedly accusing Prime Minister Mark Carney of election interference...

Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision

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EDMONTON – With 76% of Albertans voting to reject a referendum on leaving Canada, the remainder of Canadians have...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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