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Entry-level job applicant invited to sixth round of interviews and first round of bare-knuckle cage fights

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CALGARY – 23-year-old University of Calgary graduate Jayden Tkachuk expressed relief and excitement this past Monday after checking her...

Ghislaine Maxwell suicide scheduled for next Thursday

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WASHINGTON D.C. – The United States Department of Justice has released a joint statement with the Federal Bureau of...

Poilievre confident his polling numbers will improve once voters get to know him

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OTTAWA – Despite poll after poll showing him trailing badly to Mark Carney in the question of who Canadians...

Trump unable to take on BBC

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LONDON – U.S. President Donald Trump is reportedly ending a high profile court case, after realizing that he was...

Carney vows to fast-track West Coast Pipeline before entire West Coast burns to the ground

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OTTAWA – Mark Carney has officially given notice that his government will be designating Danielle Smith’s West Coast pipeline...

“Buying Things and Owning Them” now no.1 search result on Pornhub in Canada

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MONTREAL – Pornhub owner Aylo has disclosed the top search term on the website for the first half of...

Canadians relieved they won’t be forced to fly Air Canada

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CALGARY – With news of the WestJet strike ending, Canadians are reportedly relieved that they won’t be forced to...

Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away

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OTTAWA – Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy...

Breaking: Man who keeps shitting himself in public tough to pin down on international trade deal

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“I wonder why diaper grandpa keeps changing his mind on CUSMA?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Janel...

Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – Following a new BBC report accusing actor Jared Leto of sexually assaulting four women when they...

Shopify announces customers can use promo code PLUTOCRACY for 10% off all orders

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TORONTO – In the wake of CEO Tobi Lutke endorsing an electoral system in which votes are allocated based...

Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum

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EDMONTON – With the October 19th Alberta Separation referendum approaching, residents of the provincial capital have announced that they...
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Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

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The 20 Most Powerless People in the Art World: 2025 Edition

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Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up

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Democrats Lost Working-Class Voters’ Trust

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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed

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At the Turning of the Tide : How to Fight Our Way out of...

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Mbappe returns at Alaves to ease Real pressure on Madrid coach Alonso

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From vibranium to unobtainium: the periodic table of made-up stuff

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Hong Kong’s last opposition party votes to disband under China pressure

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Eyewitness captures moment man tackles and disarms Bondi shooter

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Trump Has Trashed the US’s Post-WW II Foreign Policy

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Earth-Like Planets Are More Common Than We Thought, Study Says

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MERCENARIES : A Video and Poster Campaign to Counter ICE Recruitment

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2025 Cannabis Holiday Gift Guide: This Year’s Standout Picks

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Thailand’s pork industry fears influx of cheap US imports under Trump

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Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters

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Inconvenient genetic test result for author of “The Inconvenient Indian”

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‘I am devastated’: Hong Kong residents in disbelief after fire destroys blocks of flats

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Chundertank: Britain’s new armored fighting vehicle makes soldiers puke

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A Lone Astronomer Has Reported a Dark Matter ‘Annihilation’ Breakthrough

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‘Slop Evader’ Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022

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