WASHINGTON D.C. – United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has declared that women who don’t shave their armpits cause autism. “Finally, after years of hard work saying whatever the fuck we want, we have found the origin of autism,” said Kennedy in a press conference, wearing a necktie decorated […]
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