WASHINGTON D.C. – Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety of options for which brand would sponsor his upcoming livestreamed public execution. “Gentlemen, and I do mean men, this is a vitally important decision,” explained a camera-ready Hegseth to the assembled military leaders. “We must choose […]
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